BEST OF 2014: COMMODORE GILGAMESH!

BEST OF 2014: WRONG MAN

BEST OF 2014: YONDER VITTLES

MEMORY HOLE: CHRISTMAS HORSE

Not sick of buying junk yet?!!! You still have until January 1st to take advantage of our $10 DVD sale! Visit the EIT! store now!

A GIFT TO THE WORLD!

Oh what wonders! It's a Christmas miracle!
The original 15 minute IT by Matt Carter and Dom Reno!
We thought that this well-polished gem had been lost or buried for over 10 years, but now it's been found and given to us all!!!!!

We even tried to recreate it just over 7 years ago and we never thought this day would come! From now on, December 25th will be some sort of day of remembrance, mark my words.

DEATH METAL XMAS CATS!

THE ITALIAN CHRISTMAS DONKEY!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Happy Holidays from Loose Meat!

(Just kidding, we meant to say "Merry Christmas.")

FEEDERS 2: SLAY BELLS

Our holiday sale continues until Jan. 1! DVDs are only $10! Plus we have new cassettes featuring all of your favorite songs from EIT! videos! And more! http://everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/

THE GRIMY GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST (NSFW!)

Brought to you courtesy of Grimy Ghost!

MEMORY HOLE: RUDOLPH AMPUTEE

Be a good citizen and hurry the fuck up and buy stuff! You still have a few more days to get all of your EIT! gear b4 it is too late! Visit our store for DVDs, cassettes, shirts, posters, and patches!!!!

SHEEP BIBLE RAP!

There's only a few days left to order your EIT! DVDs for just $10 before the holidays! Visit our store now!

MILEY CYRUS IS LOL

Teenagers are horrible people!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

THE TRUTH ABOUT ISIS!

SISKEL & EBERT KARAOKE

MEMORY HOLE: A STORY

TV 4 DAWGZ!

Our holiday sale rages on! All DVDs are only $10! Do it before it is too late!!!!

HAVIN' A LAUGH!

HAVIN' A LAUGH! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

Don't let the world get you down!

FAILED PRODUCT NOSTALGIA!

EIT! Ten dollar DVD blowout sale ends soon! Buy your favorite DVD today at the EIT! Store!

$10 DVD SALE

All five of our DVDs (each one is loaded with hours of bonus features!) are on sale for only $10 each! That's 50% off!!!! We also have new shirts, patches, and audio cassettes for sale! 

http://everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/

MEMORY HOLE: TOAST

Don't forget about our $10 DVD sale! http://everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/ And we've got new T-shirts, patches, and audio cassettes! If you spend $40, you'll get a free mother fucking patch!!!!

GET THE HAMMER

And get cash! Cash! CASH! CASH! CAAASH! CAAASH! CAAASH!

Brought to us courtesy of Brett Hart!

CAT DANCE

DANTE'S MYSTERY MIX VOL.3

Just in time for the holidays, "Dante's Mystery Mix vol.3" is now available at www.dantefontana.com! And now a quick word from Latoya Jackson:

EIT! CASSETTES ON SALE NOW!

Get your EIT! Greatest Hits tape now! This is a limited edition item, so get 'em while you can! Featuring Carrot Highway, Duane's Theme, Vegaboogie, and more! 

http://everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/

MEMORY HOLE: GO BACK TO BED

Today only! Holiday Special DVDs are only $5! Do it now! All DVDs are only $10 all month long! Plus new T-shirts, patches, and cassettes! Visit the EIT! store to plant your dream seed! http://everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/

THANKSGIVING THROWBACK: MASTERING THE ART OF CARVING

Become an expert at carving the holiday bird!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

All EIT! DVDs are only $10 all month long! Plus new patches, shirts, and cassettes! GETEM!

HOLIDAY SALE!

New Shirts! Cassettes! Patches! All DVDs are only $10 each until Jan. 1st! Visit our store now to fulfill all your most basic human needs!

MEMORY HOLE: Y2K COOKING

THE PURGE: BLACK FRIDAY - OFFICIAL TRAILER

Fans of "The Purge" and "The Purge: Anarchy," have we got a treat for you! We've obtained the exclusive trailer for the super secret third chapter in the series - The Purge: Black Friday. Coming this Friday to a big box store near you! Presented by Loose Meat.

ALAN THICKE CREEP WOLF 4 KIDS!

MEMORY HOLE: CLINTON TORTURE

KIRK CAMERON: HOW TO WITNESS TO SOMEONE WHO IS GAY

Kirk Cameron teaches you how to talk to a gay.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

LATENITE HEARTBREAK!

LATENITE HEARTBREAK! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

Why do we hurt the ones we love the most?

RELAX

GRANDMA PROBLEMS

MEMORY HOLE: JUST DO IT

THE BLUNDER YEARS

Courtesy of Grimy Ghost!

GREEN TIME!

THUG LIFE 4 LIFE!

Courtesy of TRACK ATTACK!

MEMORY HOLE: ARMPIT BOWL

Music by Nate Young of Wolf Eyes!

SINBAD VS. VIDEO STORES

Sadly, none of this makes sense today.

PUFFY THE PILLOW!

I stole this tape from Ghoul Skool.

SO YOUR CAT NEEDS A THERAPIST?

DANTE'S TV TRIP X

MEMORY HOLE: BABY OR PUNKIN?

CLASSIC EIT: RUNAWAY RATS

DJ CRYPTKICKER - BEGGARS NIGHT VOL. 1

Our man DJ Cryptkicker (aka Short Pockets) has kicked off what I believe to be a future annual tradition here at EIT! This hour long mixtape is fucking killer! It features enough terrifying tunes, rotten remixes, and dreadful ditties to leave you whimpering under the covers until next Halloween! Download it here! Or watch the ghoulish video by the Commodore Gilgamesh! Oh, and did you see that cover art?!?!1! WrongMan has struck again! Happy Halloween lil creeps! Hope is a Terrible one!

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: NO ONE GOES

Loose Meat broke into Nickelodeon Studios and beneath a chunk of Aggro Crag, floating in a pool of slime was this tape, of an unaired Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode. Just as we grabbed it, we heard a rustling in the studio. We looked up and it was Donkey Lips with Zeke the Plumber, holding hands. We packed a C4 explosive onto some Gak, stuck it to a Yikes! pencil and blew the place sky high. As we turned and faced the burning embers, we saw one last spurt of the Slime Geyser and we knew instinctively that it was the soul of Donkey Lips.

And that's how we have this clip.

HIDIN' 'N' SHRIEKIN'!

HIDE and/or SHRIEK! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

Something WEIRD is going on!

MEMORY HOLE: SHAVING CREAM TORTURE

MEMORY HOLE: FISHFACE

THE BED THAT EATS

THE DEVIL IS A BOTTOM

If the devil is a bottom, what does that make God?

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

CLIPSEDELIC PILOT!

At the beginning of 2014, the folks behind GOOPoftheGODS were asked by adultswim.com to make a monthly youtube clip show that recapped that month's happenings in one minute. The result was kinda insane and didn't grow wings and fly, but we like it!

2-MINUTE EBOLA!

ORBIT DVD COMMERCIAL!

We made this commercial for Asheville's wonderful video store, Orbit DVD! Check 'em out! Please watch in HD 1080P.

MEMORY HOLE: WIGS AND PASTA

COUNTRY STYLE!

NEGAHOLICS!

Do you know the warning signs of being a negaholic?

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

2-MINUTE SECOND COMING

DANTE'S TV TRIP IX

MEMORY HOLE: ONE MAN DANCE MACHINE

Featuring jamz by Sich Mang and Gus.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DINOSAURS?!?

Well, no one really knows.

Video courtesy of Grimy Ghost! They have a video/live show in Chicago on Oct. 18th at Comfort Station!

THE RAPSTERS!

EVERYTHING IS FINNISHED!

FINNISHED! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

Tyhmä Mainokset!

MUSIC BOX OF HORRORS! THIS SATURDAY!

Hey Chicago! How ya been? Are you going to The Music Box this weekend? You should, because we're curating the shorts programming for the 10th annual MUSIC BOX OF HORRORS! We'll be keeping the weird going for a full 24 hours with original shorts from Chicago filmmakers and EiT pals like Loose Meat and BLACKMAGICROLLERCOASTER, and creepy EiT shorts old and new! If you need tickets, The A.V. Club can hook you up. See you this Saturday, weirdos!

MEMORY HOLE: FACES

3 MINUTE MOVIE: FUTURE TENSE

Have YOU talked to your family about the rapture yet?

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

CHRISTIAN STAR WARS

AS NO LAUNDERER ON EARTH CAN WHITEN THEM

"...and His garments became radiant and exceedingly white, as no launderer on earth can whiten them." (Mark 9:3.) Brought to you by Loose Meat.

RAPTURE TIME!

CLASSIC EIT: RAPTURE WEEK!

RAPTURE (WEEK) IS COMING!

MEMORY HOLE: WHERE IS SPOT?

THERE'S NO HULKAMANIACS HERE!?!

Thanks to Grimy Ghost for the Hulkamania post!

CLASSIC EIT! NICE FACE!

You Are So Beautiful - watch more funny videos     

A MODEL GRADUATION

From Adam Papagan of the Del Talk Show and Viper Video!

CULVER HIGH STUDENT GOES 2 LUNCH! (1990)

From Adam Papagan of the Del Talk Show and Viper Video!

HERE I AM!

HERE I AM! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

Here I am, more than ever. Back again, friends forever.

MEMORY HOLE: CHINLESS DANCER

BLOOD SUGAR DUCK MAGIC

YOUNG GUNS

Loose Meat would like to honor Christopher Bizilj, Charlie Vacca, Michelle Ferguson-Montgomery, the Idaho and Missouri legislatures, and the Second Amendment!

HERBS TO MAKE YOU POOP

It's the return of Dr. Schulze! See his first video here:

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

B.O.T.O. MUTHAFUCKOO!

MEMORY HOLE: ICE CREAM

PARTY IN THE USA

PARTY IN THE USA! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

Nothing's going to stop us now!

GET USED TO IT!?!

https://www.battleforthenet.com/sept10th/

INSIDE CATS

3 MINUTE RUNAWAY CAR

MEMORY HOLE: BODY HORROR

FFBR WINNER: THE IRISH LAZARUS!

Congrats, buddy! You did it!

FFBR: PETER KAPOW! AGAIN!

Enjoy Peter Kapow's glorious entries into the FFBR. They're just fantastic. In fact, we may need to screen all of these movies, if they exist in any form.

FFBR: ALEX KIDD!

FFBR: THE SADIST!

This one's pretty NSFW.

He deserved better. He deserved better from all of you.

FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE: PETER KAPOW

Seriously, this was the best Battle Royale of all time, and we had folks from literally around the world enter this year, and the results were beyond words. Let's start with Toronto's own Peter Kapow!

MEMORY HOLE: WET DOG BRIDE

EIF! IS TOMORROW!

EIF! is oh, so proud to present the largest SAMURAI COP reunion ever assembled. As you can see from the video, Matt Hannon is alive and well, and you can finally ask him all the right questions like 'Where the hell have you been for the last 20+ years?' and 'Are you a ghost?' Tickets are going super fast, so grab 'em now!

EIF 2014: 256 COLORS w YACHT live score! (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.


There's just so much more fest to tell you all about! In case you've ever wanted to see Yacht play a live score to a film consisting only of animated GIFs, then THIS IS THE SHOW FOR YOU.

EIF! WEEK CONTINUES

EIF 2014: HUNGRY w/ Kobayashi in person! (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

EIF 2014: MOST OUTRAGEOUS VIDEO GAMES II from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

Yes, Kobayashi will be at EIF! this year IN PERSON! And to anyone who was lucky enough to see last years' Most Outrageous Video Games show knows this must be seen to be believed.

Tickets for My Lunch With Kobayashi (feat. L.A. premiere of "Hungry"!) available HERE.

Tickets for Cinefamily's Most Outrageous Video Games 2 available HERE.

IT'S EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL WEEK!

Everything Is Festival: The Fifth Dimension (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

Can you believe it's been five years of Everything Is Festivals?! It seems as illogical as the fest itself! The madness starts this week (Thurs. Aug. 28th) with a FREE SHOW starring Jib Kidder, Wham City, and the Memory Hole premiere. I guarantee you nowhere else on Earth will provide you with such wonder.

Some of you may not be familiar with anything i'm talking about, so the videos above should tide you over. Enjoy- and for anyone who cannot attend, I am truly sorry!

MEMORY HOLE: ASLEEP OR DEAD!

EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL TRAILERS!

Everything Is Festival: The Fifth Dimension (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.


EIF: Memory Hole (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

EIF 2014: THE SEARCH FOR WENG WENG (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

Much more to come! Get your tickets here!

KiDZ B THiNKiN'

EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL: THE 5TH DIMENSION

 

For tickets and showtimes, GO HERE!

MEOW

HEAVY MENTAL

HEAVY MENTAL! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

I mean, it's like, wsssh, boomp, punt, through the goalpost, out the door, hook, off the stage, see ya, you know what I mean?

MEMORY HOLE: SHOOTN R CANNON @ R PUNKINMAN

HARRY POTTER IS THE ANTICHRIST

WOMEN IN REFRIGERATORS

Are you a woman between the ages of 18 and 29 and a character in an action movie, especially a comic book adaption? Then you might find yourself in the refrigerator! Loose Meat is proud to present our tribute to women in film who serve as set pieces for men to emote around!

3-MINUTES OF GILGAMESHIAN NONSENSE!

OPRAH DIRTY DANCING

MEMORY HOLE: DAD'S BATHTUB TMNT SONG

To celebrate the release of the new TMNT movie, look at this new Memory Hole! Remember to forget to follow the Hole on Facebook!

TURTLE POWER!

CLASSICAL MUSIC: THE BOYS' CLUB!

Sorry 4 that bad audio y'all!

A BRIEF HISTORY OF CATS

INTRO 2 PSYCHEDELIA!

VHS INTRO GRAPHICS! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

MEMORY HOLE: CATWOMAN

FLORIDA MAN STEALS SUNSHINE

Loose Meat celebrates Summer Bummers Week with a tribute to the sunshine state!

NUDE PUTT PUTT IS BORING!

Wooooo, summer fun!

WINDRIDER

SUMMER IS GREAT 4 MEN!

3 MINUTE A SENSUOUS SUMMER

LAST DAYS OF OUR DVD SALE!

Only a few more days left to take advantage of our $10 DVD sale! 

http://everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/

DO IT!

MEMORY HOLE: I'M BUSTED UP

ROBERT G. LEE, CHRISTIAN COMEDIAN

Coming soon to a church near YOU!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

SLOW MOVE HYPNOSIS!

UNDULATIONS! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

You are feeling very, very slow. A great way to celebrate life's passages!

LEARN TEXAS DANCE STYLES!

Download "Limbo" the new album by Country Death countrydeath.com

MEMORY HOLE: WORMHOLE GRANDPA

Thanks for all the Memory Hole love! We'll be back to our regular programming next week and every Saturday we'll post a new Memory Hole! Stick around, I have a feeling this one is gonna get weird!

MEMORY HOLE: REAL MEN MEOW

MEMORY HOLE: I'M OBESE SONG

MEMORY HOLE: ROCKABYE

MEMORY HOLE: FLOOR DEVIL

Be sure to follow our new project, Memory Hole on Facebook!

MEMORY HOLE!

We are insanely excited to introduce you all to our newest project. Welcome to the Memory Hole. The story is simple. We were somehow lucky enough to stumble upon this nation's largest pile of home movies. The results are horrifying. Good luck. http://memoryhole.biz/

$10 DVDS ALL MONTH!

BUY YERS 2DAY! http://everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/category/dvd

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE: THE RIDE!

LA! Would you like to ride the ride that is EIT!? Yes, of course you would! Come to this show and be chased by a 10-foot tall monster who projects video out its eye! This is one night only! Tonight from 5-10PM! 125 S AVE 57!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MICHAEL KOMBAT!

Michael Kombat from LooseMeat on Vimeo.

FACIAL DISCRIMINATION!

2-MINUTE CROSSFIRE!

I JUST WANT TO CELEBRATE

CLIMB THE LADDER!!!

CLASSIC EIT! HEAVY METAL MADNESS

MC VAN PEEBLES: TRADING PLACES

So....Melvin and Mario Van Peebles. Enjoy their sexist, racist, body-swap homophobic rap video that accompanies the feature Identity Crisis

2 MINUTE MOVIE: THE PRETENDER

If you come to Jesus, you come all the way!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

4-MINUTE UNINVITED!

The greatest cat film of all time. Goodbye Cat Week.

OH THOSE CRAZY CATS!

2-MINUTE THE CAT IN THE HAT!

3-MINUTE A TALKING CAT!?!

SEXY CAT BATH (4 KIDZ?)!

NSFW depending on where you work! Happy Cat Week!

SMOKIN' STICKS!

SMOKIN' STICKS! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

A sensational story serializing the seamy side of cigar smuggling! Now it can be told...

WHY NOT 10 & A HALF MINUTES OF DOUBLE DARE PRIZES

Because you deserve it.

BONGO GROOVES FOR BEGINNERS

A trilogy of Terribleness from LooseMeat.biz!!!

"WE'RE OLD WHITE MEN"

DOGZILLA VS. ENGLISH KID!

1993 CAR SHOW

MAKE MONEY THROUGH INCOME INEQUALITY!

Join us for more get-rich-quick quackery tomorrow night as Future Schlock and Defenestrator III present HOW TO MAKE MORE MONEY! Hosted by our genius co-producer Ian Abramson and featuring Chicago's finest financial gurus/broke comedians! Take charge of your financial future and join us Thursday, June 12 at The Hungry Brain (2319 W. Belmont)! 9pm! FREE!

PRE-MARITAL SEX: WHO DO YOU LISTEN TO?

BIGFOOT (PIE GRANDE) MURDERED?!?!

DRILLER: AN EROTIC THRILLER (NSFW)

Driller NSFW from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

DOGGIEWOGGIEZ! POOCHIEWOOCHIEZ! VS. FLYING LOTUS

Have we mentioned the fact that Flying Lotus scored the climax of DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez?! If you haven't already, buy or download the movie here: http://everythingisterrible.blogspot.com/p/store.html

GET RICH QUICK WITH DRUG WAR SPOILS!

Join us for more get-rich-quick quackery next week as Future Schlock and Defenestrator III present HOW TO MAKE MORE MONEY! Hosted by our genius co-producer Ian Abramson and featuring Chicago's finest financial gurus/broke comedians! Take charge of your financial future and join us next Thursday, June 12 at The Hungry Brain (2319 W. Belmont)! 9pm! FREE!

4 MINUTE JESUS RAP!

GOD LOVES LYLE TOO

BASKETBALL'S FUNNIEST PRANKS

Let Charles Barkley tickle your funny bone!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

V^V^ METAL RAZOR YO-YO ^V^V

DON'T TRUST STRANGERS, HIPPIES

HIP-HOP ABSTINENCE

EIT! Live will be in Nashville, Tennessee tonight at 9:30pm at the Belcourt Theater!

FUTURE COOKING?!?!

EIT! Live comes home to Columbus, Ohio tonight at the Grandview Theater! 9pm! Buy tickets here!!!

EIT! LIVE! TOUR! WEEK 2!!!

5/24 - Richmond @ Strange Matter
5/25 - Pittsburgh @ Pittsburgh Filmmakers
5/26 - Columbus @ Grandview Theatre
5/27 - Nashville @ Belcourt Theatre
5/28 - St. Louis @ The Demo STL
5/29 - Chicago @ Lincoln Hall

DISSIN' DEMONS!

T-Bone - Tha Life of a Hoodlum from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

Don't miss EiT LIVE at The Crown in Baltimore TONIGHT, and hey, might as well try and swing by the Maryland Deathfest too!  T-Bone would understand - plenty of demons!

DADDY'S NOSE!

CAT MASSAGE: REDUX

EIT! Live comes to Boston tonight! 9:45! Brattle Theater in Harvard Square! See you tonighttt!

DANTE'S TV TRIP VIII

The EIT! Live experience rolls through Montreal tonight. Join us at Club Brouhaha at 7:30!

EAST COAST TOUR BEGINS TODAY!

Hey dummies! The east coast tour of EIT Does The Hip-Hop and Comic Relief: Zero! starts today in Ann Arbor, Michigan!  Tell your friends! Tweet your family! Hashtag your enemies! Just don't miss out! 

5/17 - Ann Arbor The State Theater
5/18 - Toronto @ Lee's Palace
5/19 - Montreal @ Broue Pub Brouhaha
5/20 - Boston @ Brattle Theatre
5/21 - NYC @ The Bell House
5/22 - Philly @ PhilaMOCA
5/23 - Baltimore @ The Crown
5/24 - Richmond @ Strange Matter
5/25 - Pittsburgh @ Pittsburgh Filmmakers
5/26 - Columbus @ Grandview Theatre
5/27 - Nashville @ Belcourt Theatre
5/28 - St. Louis @ The Demo STL
5/29 - Chicago @ Lincoln Hall

ALIEN SUPERJESUS!

LEARN 2 SPREADSHEET WITH KOMPUTER TUTOR

Our touring live show will be in Pittsburgh on 5/25 at Filmmakers! Get your tickets now!

2 MINUTES OF NONSENSE PART 3

Tickets are on sale now for our show in Richmond at Strange Matter on 5/24!!! Get em!

BABE DOG!

Tickets are on sale now for our live show in Philadelphia on 5/22!

THE SCENT OF DEATH

NYC! Buy yer tickets now (b4 we sell that thing out!) for our 5/21 show at The Bell House!

EIT! LIVE MAY 2014

Come see us live! We'll be showing EIT! Does The Hip-Hop, Comic Relief Zero!, and a mega-mix of some of our favorite EIT! hits from the web! And there'll be an all new live show!!!

5/17 - Ann Arbor @State Theatre @7:30PM (BUY)

5/18 - Toronto @Lee's Palace @8PM (BUY)

5/19 - Montreal @Broue Pub Brouhaha @9PM

5/20 - Boston @Brattle Theatre @9:30PM (BUY)

5/21 - NYC @The Bell House @8PM (BUY)

5/22 - Philadelphia @PhilaMOCA @8PM (BUY)

5/23 - Baltimore @The Crown @8PM

5/24 - Richmond @Strange Matter @6:30PM (BUY)

5/25 - Pittsburgh @Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room @8PM (BUY)

5/26 - Columbus @Grandview Theatre @9PM (BUY)

5/27 - Nashville @Belcourt Theatre @9:30PM (BUY)

5/28 - St. Louis @The Demo @8PM (BUY)

5/29 - Chicago @Lincoln Hall @9PM (BUY)

GHOST CAT RAPE?!

Speaking of catz! We're doing a cat-themed show tomorrow at The Roxie Theatre in San Francisco! BUY YER TICKETS HERE!

QUESTIONS OF A DUMMY

Buy ur tickets now for EIT! Live! in Boston on 5/20 at Brattle Theatre!

STRANGER DANGER VS. CREEPY COPS!

Hey Chicago! There's plenty more bully busters and self-defense creeps where that came from at EiT Presents: Selfless Defense for the Self Defenseless, TOMORROW NIGHT at Hungry Brain! Featuring performances by Katie McVay, John Eisenrich, J. Michael Osborne and a headlining set from Jeff Steinbrunner! Hosted by Ian Abramson! 9pm! FREE!

BEE A SLAVE

Tickets are on sale now for our upcoming live show in Toronto on 5/18! GET EM!

TAB SPARKLE

Buy yer tickets now for our all-cat-themed show in San Francisco on 5/10! Get 'em while you can!

MAY 2014 TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT!

JOIN US!

5/10 - San Francisco @Roxie Theatre @8PM (BUY)

5/17 - Ann Arbor @State Theatre @7:30PM (BUY)

5/18 - Toronto @Lee's Palace @8PM (BUY)

5/19 - Montreal @Broue Pub Brouhaha @9PM

5/20 - Boston @Brattle Theatre @9:30PM (BUY)

5/21 - NYC @The Bell House @8PM (BUY)

5/22 - Philadelphia @PhilaMOCA @8PM (BUY)

5/23 - Baltimore @The Crown @8PM

5/24 - Richmond @Strange Matter @6:30PM (BUY)

5/25 - Pittsburgh @Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room @8PM (BUY)

5/26 - Columbus @Grandview Theatre @9PM

5/27 - Nashville @Belcourt Theatre @9:30PM (BUY)

5/28 - St. Louis @The Demo @8PM (BUY)

5/29 - Chicago @Lincoln Hall @9PM (BUY)

MUSIC TO DIE FOR

Is today's music killing our kids? Featuring shock rocker Marilyn Manson, Tori Amos, Limp Bizkit, Method Man, and the late Dave Brockie of Gwar.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

COMPUTER HAIR STYLE IMAGING

2 MINUTES OF NONSENSE PART 2

Previously...

BETTER SINGING THROUGH BALLOONS!

ACHEY BREAKY ORGAN STYLE!?!?

MEMORIES OF BRITNEY!

23 Wolves only plays the hits!

DANTE'S TV TRIP VII

PHILLY SHOW! APRIL 26!

If you are in Philly on April 26, go see THE BEST OF EIT! with a full live show at 8PM!!!!!
BUY YER TIX HERE! 

HAPPY GOOD POINTS DAY

A "Gerbert Presents" Production

ENTHUSIGASM!

RANDOM VIDEO SPRING CLEANING!

THE MOST EXCITING GAME EVER!

FALUN DAFA

Learn the basic principles of the Falun Dafa and accept the constant motion of the universe into your body.

ONCE IN A LIFETIME RETURNS!

Hey Chicago! Spring is finally here, and with the warm weather comes the return of ONCE IN A LIFETIME! The series kicks off TONIGHT at 8pm with Natalie Jose, Katie McVay and Candy Lawrence goofin' on the 1998 Kirsten Dunst vehicle FIFTEEN AND PREGNANT and continues all summer at Comfort Station in Logan Square! The venue is gorgeous, these gals are hilarious, and all the shows are FREE!! Check 'em out:

4/11 (TONIGHT!)- Fifteen and Pregnant
5/9- To Be Fat Like Me
6/6- My Stepson, My Lover (aka Lies, Murder and Deceit)
7/18*- Liz & Dick
8/15- Friends 'Til the End

Special thanks to Davey K. for making our poster art! Davey is one of the genuises behind FOOD PARTY and CHANNEL 2020. Also, he has a really good Tumblr.

*Date subject to change

EMERGENCY BROADCAST NETWORK

EMERGENCY BROADCAST NETWORK (EBN) were insane video music mashup pioneers from the 90's. Almost 20 years later their work still blows us away!

Check out their official channel here:

https://www.youtube.com/user/EBNCONTROLSYSTEMS

SEX SELLS ABSTINENCE!

A FUGITIVE FROM GOD

DOGGIEWOGGIEZ! IN CHICAGO!

Chicago! Come see DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez, our 2012 movie that we made entirely out of dog clips at the Siskel Film Center! This Thursday @ 6PM! BUY YER TICKETS  HERE!

2 MINUTE REPO JACK!

23 Wolves only plays the hits!

AFTER SCHOOL RE-EDIT

"Listen, don't sweat it DAD"

IT'S COOL TO CONVERT!

Starring Randall Flagg and accused child molester Fr. Ken Roberts!


Thanks to Rem Lezar for the tape!

WHITE FACE BLACK COP WHEELCHAIR!

Thanks to Ghoul Skool 4 the tape!

NASHVILLE KNOWS THE LADIES?!?!

Nashville friends come check out EIT! Goes to Music City! tomorrow night only in Nashville, TN. We put together this mix of 90s country music videos for our old friend and expert VHS hound, Al Scorch. 8pm at the Stone Fox. Info at http://www.alscorch.com/

NOAH AND HIS FLOATING ZOO

Noah's story presented as never before... with a talking robot! NOT coming soon to a theater near you!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

STUNT WARS

PITTSBURGH COMEDY SHOW!

Wham City Comedy at Melwood Screening Room April 16 with NEW videos from us!

Hilarious Pittsburgh stand up comedian Molly Sharrow will be opening!
Event info here: https://www.facebook.com/events/777906815570999/
Tour info here: http://whamcity.com/comedytour/

MICHAEL LIVES!

MR. MAGICK, THE SCHOOLHOUSE CREEP!

MAKING OF A MALE MODEL

COREY FELDMAN. KING OF POP.

CINEDELPHIA FILM FESTIVAL 2014!

East-coasters! The downright wonderful PhilaMOCA is at it again this year with the Cindelphia Film Festival! It's going on from April 10-26 and this year's highlights include EIT! favs GETEVEN, Computer Error, Triple Fisher, The Son of the White Mare(the best animated movie EVER--with a live score), Video Pirates' Life Of PIA, and the list goes on and on--there are even some great kids shows in there! Last but not least, we will have our own show on the 26th--more on that soon. Here's an event page for that EIT! show in the mean time: https://www.facebook.com/events/1465737300311195/

NEW WORLD ODORS

This one's real dumb.


Thanks to Ben Ullmark for the tape!

ACTION MAX COMMERICALS

PILGRIMS AND THE ADULT CONSPIRACY

THE FORGER: MUSIC MADE FROM VIDEO!

Here at EIT we are big fans of THE FORGER, the mysterious master of "video music."  Check out his jam "FORGERY!" which is featured in our video remixing arcade game, THE TERRIBLE MACHINE.  

VIDEO NIGHTS PRESENTS: GYMKATA! FINALLY!

I don't know why we haven't played this before, but it's really, really worth checking out if you haven't seen it. Working on getting a bunch of the filmmakers to come down, plus visuals by Robotkid and Ghoul Skool! Join us on Saturday, march 29th at The Cinefamily, won't you? Tickets

TOTAL BIBLEMANSANITY

JESUS THINKS YOU'RE FAT

3-MINUTE VIRGIN PARADISE!

HEAVEN'S HEROES

Part 3 in a series by Dante Fontana. This follows THE LORD, PUPPETS & ME and FACE IN THE MIRROR!

SCIENCE FICTION MUSIC VIDEO

Check out guest blogger Deeper Understanding's music video for LA band The Telekinetics, featuring vintage footage of ladies being menaced by monster robots, and gents being accosted by giant lobsters. Cuz who doesn't want to live in a science fiction?

Befriend The Telekinetics on Facebook and YouTube for more music!
Facebook.com/TheTelekinetics
Youtube.com/TheTelekinetics

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

SPACE WAR FEELINGS 'BOUT STUFF

AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS GAME MINUS AMERICA

EVOLUTION IS STUPID.

ADULT CONSPIRACY WORKOUT!!!

2-MINUTE GRAVITY

EXECUTIVE CURSE!

23 Wolves knows how to get paid.

RISE AND FALL OF GOD IN NYC!

Hello, friends. Do you feel tired? Alone? Plagued by nightmares of monsters who surround your bed and make fun of your haircut as you sleep?

Then come, ye sinners, and be saved by THE RISE AND FALL OF GOD in NYC!
 

Yea, for it has been written that NYC's raddest storefront theater, Spectacle (124 S. Third Street in Williamsburg), would play host to EiT as we present our unreleased DVD THE RISE AND FALL OF GOD on the high holy day of SATURDAY, MARCH 8 at 10 pm. With a super secret midnight mass presented by Rem Lazar! Only $5! Check out the details on Spectacle's website! Hallelujah!

PARTY DOWN SOUTH MANTRA!

SHEILA GLITCH

Cigarettes in Spaaaace!

Philip Morris teaches you how to maximize your cigarette profits in OUTER SPAAAACE!

WEDDING SHOOTING TAPE!

THE ORIGIN OF THE BILLY BOB TEETH KING

Previously...

CANNIBALISM 4 KIDZ!

2 MIN EXTERMINATOR 2

LIBERACE: A VALENTINE SPECIAL

Roses are red, rhapsodies are blue
Liberace has a special Valentine for YOU!



Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

SEX COURT: THE MOVIE

This Valentine's Day, you have been requested to appear before Judge Julie for a ruling of sexual justice!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

ULTIMATE XXX-TREME VALENTINES!

NSFMW, perverts.



 There's plenty more butt-touching where that came from at EiT Presents: Self-Pleasure for Two TOMORROW NIGHT at Chicago's Hungry Brain (2319 W. Belmont Ave.)! Our sexy panel of sexperts includes Tommy MacNamara, Goodrich Gevaart, The Puterbaugh Sisters and the proud owner of Chicago's most famous dick, Mike Lebovitz! Hosted by Katie McVay and Nicholas Rouley! Thursday, February 13th! 9pm! Bring yer boner, because this show is FREE!

ROBOTS R 2 SERIOUS / CYBORG LAFFS

If you can be in Pittsburgh tomorrow(Wednesday, February 12) come to Pittsburgh Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room for never properly shown before shorts from South Korea, Australia, Los Angeles, Mexico, Pittsburgh, and the suburbs of Wheaton IL circa 2002 for Pittsburgh Extreme Radical Video's 2 year anniversary!
There will be

\\\Free Food///
\\\Free Beer///

VIDEOS BY:
Gena Salorino
Matt Greenwood
Elijah Paul Crampton & Felix Lee
Kyle Van Noy
Michael J. Maraden
Rem Lezar
Justin Taylor
Christine Hertzel
Joshua Rievel
Joseph L. Flatley
Hayley Notter
Commodore Gilgamesh & SICH MANG

Reception starts at 7 PM
Videos start at 8 PM

Melwood Screening Room
$5.00

->Facebook event info

3 MINUTE CAN'T HURRY LOVE

THE MYTHOLOGY OF COMEDY!

A deleted scene from Comic Relief Zero, which is available for download here and on DVD here!

PITTSBURGH SHORTS PROGRAM FEB 12!

 Videos from Rem Lezar, Commodore Gilgamesh, a 12 year old from Wheaton IL circa 2003, and international and local filmmakers! At Melwood Screening Room Wednesday, February 12, 8pm! Full details below and here:

For two years now Pittsburgh Extreme Radical Video has been the only working Pittsburgh based micro-cinema. On the last Saturday of every month the group gets together to screen personally selected programs of contemporary and classic underground and outsider works of video and film. The core members always make their own videos to screen with every months program. The idea is to democratize every role within the filmmaking process, and to show that in this day and age, affordable, quick and easy filmmaking has finally become a reality. Anyone can become an active member of P.E.R.V.; all you have to do is make videos and screen them at P.E.R.V. screenings. For this special two year anniversary screening P.E.R.V. has put together a program of contemporary local and international video-makers that is sure to offer you (as always) a once in a lifetime (or month) experience. You will not see this program of videos from Korea, Australia, Los Angeles, Mexico, Pittsburgh etc. ever again, so come enjoy them and celebrate the two year anniversary of Pittsburgh Extreme Radical Video!

VIDEOS BY:
Gena Salorino
Matt Greenwood
Elijah Paul Crampton & Felix Lee
Kyle Van Noy
Michael J. Maraden
Rem Lezar
Justin Taylor
Christine Hertzel
Joshua Rievel
Joseph L. Flatley
Hayley Notter
Commodore Gilgamesh & SICH MANG

\\\Free Food///
\\\Free Beer///
(While they last)
Reception starts at 7 PM
Videos start at 8 PM

Melwood Screening Room
$5.00